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SOLVED! NEXT?" my new bitter, sarcastic lament of a column, just went up at The Nervous Breakdown. Yes, I just keep digging a deeper hole for myself. Soon, I will be banned in 20 states and 14 municipalities. All for cheap laughs masquerading as convictions.... |
17 Nervous Breakdowns
6-24-10
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Here's an interview I did with music journalist Joe Daly. He asked me questions, I asked him questions, we both tried to be funny. And there were omelets. And monkey wives. And a complete Hegelian analysis of the lure of Lady Gaga. |
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My new column is up today at The Nervous Breakdown. Apparenly Dan Brown's laywers have been calling all morning. Time to book that last minute Eastern European book tour. First stop: Budapest
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Someone loves, loves, loves Sophie Blue. Enough to write a letter directly to her on another website:
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New Version Of GNF
5-24-10
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The Polish language version of Going Nowhere Faster is finally out! It's called, predictably enough, Donikad, Byle Szybciej. Word of near-riots due to a copy storage is just now reaching us from the streets of Krakow. I don't know why I think this is so excellent, but I confess I do. |
You Can Touch It!
5-17-10
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Advance copies have finally arrived and are ready for review. Yes, friends, You Killed Wesley Payne is a reality. Twice the madness, twice the funny, and three times the clever reparte of your average book, all crammed into a measly 360 pages! It also comes with a slang glossary. Now with twice the gloss!
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